
Okay I realize that The
Littrell Show is usually authored by Jaimie, but after
today's mess I had to share my thoughts. No I didn't hack into the
blogspot. I stopped hacking into Jaimie's accounts when she was dating another guy back in college. This time she gave me the password.
So a little background. Us
Littrell's don't get sick very often; a blessing and a curse. The curse of this is we are total wimps when we do get sick (or at least I am). I am a big bad police officer willing to run towards the sounds of bullets, but if you show me a little vomit (especially my own) I get a little faint, get sick myself, and/or curl up in the fetal position and suck my thumb. If you know me, you know I tend to
exaggerate a bit. Right now, I'm not
exaggerating.
So I have had a little head cold that past 24 hours. Jaimie has been doing a fabulous job of serving me as I get better (she ironed all of my work clothes for the week!!!).
So I woke this morning and was feeling a little better. As Jaimie and I got dressed for the day, Alli started freaking out and calling for Jaimie and I, as if someone had severed an important body part, like a head or something. Jaimie rushed into the living room as I thought, "What ever, Alli is always full of drama." When I heard Jaimie start to lose it I realized that we may have to start looking into a head donor for one of our children. My only hope was that it would be someone of the right gender. Then I realized, "I don't think medical technology is far enough advanced to transplant a head." Oh well...
As I rushed into the living room, I saw something much worse than expected. Danielle was vomiting all over the floor, pillow, and ottoman. The thing that got me most was that Danielle was not even trying to get to the kitchen or bathroom, but continued to vomit all over the floor. I scooped Danielle up (in not the most loving of ways) and put her in the kitchen. I walked with her to the bathroom and suggested that she shower.
As Jaimie cleaned up the puke (not that it was only her responsibility, but if I would have done it the puke pile would have been twice as big) with the life saving carpet cleaner that her father Henry gave us years ago (THANKS HENRY!!!) I responded to the bathroom where
Leilani was frantically calling for Jaimie.
Leilani had wet herself, but luckily for me she did it in the bathroom.
Fast forward about 3 hours, everyone is doing well. I blended Danielle a banana, peanut butter smoothie and we played a board game. Shortly after the game, I noticed that Danielle was performing headstands on the couch. I asked her if she had her puke pot with her in case she got sick. She told me no. Within the minute, Danielle was hovering over the pot
emptying the banana smoothie into it. A couple minutes later, I noticed that
Leilani was taking herself
potty. I was so proud...that is until I saw the
diarrhea trail leading to the toilet.
The up side? I don't know if our house has ever been any cleaner. If this keeps up I would suggest buying stock in a major bleach company!!!
Chris